The Donkey's Tracksuit

There was a lion sleeping and lost in his dreams. A donkey came and started to piss on the lion and ran off. One of the lion's servants told him about the donkey and what it had done. On hearing this the lion got really angry and ran after the donkey. After running for a minute, then lion came across a zebra.

The lion says to the zebra, " Oi you kothaaaa! I am not dumb as you think. Only because you are wearing that tracksuit does not mean that you could fool me that easily."

The above joke was probably the best joke that Bhagat Singh ever told us during the trip. Obviously there was the cussing matches but that is a whole new story.